June 2012
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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May 31st
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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
May 31st
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Listentoocooltobehipster: carly rae jepson - call me...
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
May 31st
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My academic career →
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May 29th
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HOW TOUGH AM I!? →
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May 29th
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong... →
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May 29th
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Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of... →
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May 29th
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May 28th
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Me on my period →
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May 28th
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Okay, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00. →
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May 28th
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Differences between normal people and me: →
wowfunniestposts: Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?” Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off:  Me : what a funny blog
May 28th
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When you and your friend notice you're about to... →
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May 28th
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin.... →
wowfunniestposts: laugh trip
May 27th
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What I want to do when people smoke near me. →
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May 21st
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me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
May 21st
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Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even... →
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May 21st
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~~80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
May 21st
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How you act when you hear a dirty joke.. →
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May 20th
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A Haiku about going to school tomorrow:  →
wowfunniestposts: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no happy pills available here
May 20th
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When a substitute teacher tries to start with you →
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